1. "I’m too sober for this."
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    Me. Anytime I must deal with life sober. (via phloeticexpressions)

    Or, conversely, “I’m not drunk enough for this shit”.

    (via an-even—hundred)

    (via flowerjunkiee)

     
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  3. Dumb confession: I like when my feet are licked because it is honestly such an amazing feeling.

    (Source: slaveatherfeet, via anal-horney-official)

     
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  7. thinking of someone 

    (Source: ghostcloud)

     
     
  8. rawmasturbation:

    WHAT A VERY VERY CUTE CUNT

     
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  11. anal-horney-official:

    perfect :)

    (Source: backstagegash)

     
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